What happens when you stick over one billion people on a social network where everything is mostly public? Some pretty hilarious and embarrassing stuff, that’s what. We sorted through the ruff to find the diamonds and so we present for your viewing pleasure, the 39 most epic Facebook comments ever.
1. Seriously, Who Does Play Farmville?
2. “Please Don’t Look At My Browser History”
3. That Would Explain Terminator 3
4. That Is A Good Reason For Divorce
5. Finding Love
6. Do Mark Have Pay to Promote His Own Posts?
7. Some people do things just to screw around.
8. Wouldn’t Bill Gates be proud?
11. They wonder is… why?
12. Wearing Sunglasses Indoors?
13. This wasn’t a Facebook comment, but it had what it takes to make the cut.
16. it’s just a remake.
17. Because the amount of oil you have is directly proportional to how soon America gets you freedom.
18. Like a hippo. It’s definitely cuter, and likely smarter.
19. This one requires a standing ovation.
20. Because at the end of the day, whatever your heart says, is the truth.
22. He better hope Mother-in-law hasn’t liked Nat Geo India
23. He knows his microchips!
24. Why just a girl?
25. Sir Katju actually has a point here
26. No way
27. Home Minister should know
28. Haha, we have a fidgety husband among us.
29. That was quite a stupid question to ask
30. The truth has never been spoken so clearly.
31. That Awkward Moment
32. Nothing Is Black And White Except…
33. Totally Not Dressed Like A Girl
34. Find The Gay Person
35. The Holler Caust
36. How Do The Gays Work?!
37. She’s Getting To The Bottom Of The Moon Landing
38. The Perfect Girl